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28th-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID


  • 01:21 I imagine her saying these words ripped, green and pissed. | RT @JamesUrbaniak: I mean Kelly Ripa. #
  • 02:28 @deviantgent Well, I can watch QVC at least. *cough* #
  • 11:23 @spillcrew puts down 'Old Dogs' - is.gd/55QgS #
  • 11:40 L4D1 is $7.49 today on Steam. Jesus. Ghostbusters, $9.99. Seriously, go get that shit. #
  • 13:48 @modeps You realize I mentally render everything you tweet in Glenn's voice, right? #
  • 15:10 *stabbity-stab* #
  • 17:49 power just came back on. woke up to pitch black. had no idea what time/day it was until just now #
  • 17:49 cop cars speedin' someplace #
  • 18:07 Goddamn you! *orders* | RT @slashfilm: Independence Day on Blu-ray for $9.49 bit.ly/4y5lNn #
  • 21:23 @0vary Absolutely; go nuts. I didn't get back to working on it since I got distracted with Flixel. :P If he'd like the source, can provide. #

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27th-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID


  • 10:55 So, I just came back from a quick holiday in England. Sadly, someone needs to tell my dreaming brain you can't take a friggin' train there.. #
  • 10:57 It WAS quite lovely, despite logically impossible. I actually took lots of photos. In the dream. (This is kinda like Total Recall.) #
  • 11:20 Knights of the Old Republic is $2.49 on Steam, today only. #
  • 11:36 @schlongfield Hehe. I think the part I 'visited' had more in common with Arizona. I want my photos, btw. I took some nice ones. :| #
  • 14:30 RT @ebertchicago: OMG! I haven't seen this since 1980! Siskel & Ebert on sci-fi. Old Sneak Previews episode. j.mp/5nGFrD #
  • 15:06 RT @whoiscarmine: BREAKING NEWS: Golfer Tiger Woods was hit on by a fire hydrant and a tree. #
  • 16:25 I always wanted to do this: twitpic.com/r7m1n #
  • 16:40 Eaglecam! Amazing. :o - is.gd/54T9p [via @tobascodagama] #
  • 17:58 @schlongfield There's only so many times I can shave my 'stache into a Hitler square before I get bored. I need inspiration! #
  • 18:00 My box of tissues is (c) 2007. My god, I blew my nose into expired tissues! :O #
  • 18:18 RT @consumerist: First Toy Store Melee Reported In Connecticut bit.ly/7yJkXq #
  • 18:30 How many MINUTES did they invest in designing the fiction and art behind this crap? And I thought Neopets was bland. - is.gd/54VDI #
  • 21:14 Just watched the first six episodes of Arrested Development's second season. My god that's brilliant stuff. #
  • 21:27 Guilty as charged. :P | RT @sn0t: If you're tweeting on a Friday night (from home), #youreageek #
  • 21:29 There's a great little sfx creation program called 'sfxr' - is.gd/5502e - I just found out it was ported to Flash: is.gd/5501l #
  • 22:01 I'MMA GO DOWN LOAD SOME FILES OFFA THE INTERTUBES... #

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26th-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID


  • 00:18 Ugh. I'm pathetic. :P #
  • 01:31 Blocked a dozen or so spammer idiots off those following me. Eat it, creeps. #
  • 04:36 Might as well not have slept at all. #
  • 05:11 RT @serafinowicz: To my American friends, a happy and safe Turkey 9-11. #
  • 09:22 I am the king of shitty sleep lately, it seems. urgh. #
  • 09:24 Ancient Egyptian Thanksgiving saying: "May a thousand wild turkeys gently peck at your naked form." #
  • 09:48 Clever little Flixel-based game: is.gd/545jp #
  • 10:53 Back 'atcha, sir. :) | RT @lilmikeegee: @fortyseven happy thanksgiving!!! #
  • 11:11 RT @ruumis: #iamthankfulfor the many years of excellent service I got from #Mininova. rest in peace. bit.ly/4tKRfp #
  • 11:17 RT @sihaya09: To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie. - Anya, BTVS 'Pangs' #
  • 12:35 Wanna see something scummy? Look at the lengths they went to make it seem authentic. The comments, the URL, etc. - is.gd/54aby #
  • 14:54 A sound theory. GET IT? - is.gd/54dKK #
  • 15:30 Why Everyone Gets Robocop But Nobody Gets Starship Troopers - is.gd/54f3D #
  • 20:46 I've woken up three times today. Each time I feel more tired than when I went to sleep. I am broken. #
  • 21:04 Just responded to a 3+ year old LJ blog comment I'd somehow missed. See folks, I'm not ignoring you, I'm just profoundly lethargic. #
  • 21:10 Oblig: I'm thankful for being able to catch up w/ my old schoolmates on FB, my friends, & the good times I've had w/ people I now miss. :F #
  • 21:21 I'm also thankful for all you Twitter-folk, both nearby and far away. You make my days far more interesting by filling it with nonsense. ;) #
  • 22:27 YOU MIND IF WE DANCE WITH YO DATES? - is.gd/54oPn #
  • 22:48 Nice bullet-point on this Blu-Ray player: "1-Disc Disc Changer" #

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25th-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID


  • 02:51 My god... I just had the best dream in my entire life. But also the saddest. Don't ask. #
  • 03:38 Completely awesome... | RT @adafruit: Visualizing Commodore 64 memory in real-time… bit.ly/8zmmzh #
  • 08:16 Ever walk around utterly convinced your fly was open? You try to quietly maneuver towards cover, only to discover it's zipped up? #
  • 09:10 @DarrenKramer8 "Looks" like a "candidate" for this "site": is.gd/53o0Y #
  • 10:54 I love being a turtle. #
  • 11:15 @allthedoll *high-five* #
  • 11:16 I need you inside me, Excedrin. #
  • 11:18 @jrubillo How else would you use it, though? #
  • 11:19 It's weird. I have a headache, but I feel very calm right now. Yet also sad. It's the damnedest thing. #
  • 11:19 @whoiscarmine Exactly what I took. ZOMG, HEADACHE BUDDIES! *fist-bump* #
  • 11:24 @MegaJoshX NO! But I wanna. Now that you're reminding me, I'm'a'gonna go hunt it down. :) #
  • 11:30 HAHAHA. | RT @zaibatsu: FOX NEWS: 193% of Republicans Support Palin, Romney and Huckabee bit.ly/7qcCJJ #
  • 11:33 @MegaJoshX It looked like the ultimate fan service. I look forward to it greatly. :) #
  • 11:46 Hahaha. :) | RT @WTNH: Pres. Obama says "I was plannin' to eat this sucker" at traditional pardoning of the turkey event at the White House. #
  • 12:32 Best part about moving to a new server? Updating PHP and MySQL without fear of breaking anything. (Because something will break regardless.) #
  • 13:22 RT @goodgaming: Zero Punctuation - Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 #gaming bit.ly/5PRBPu #
  • 13:40 Mario was originally Mr. Video? Mind = blown. - is.gd/53yC6 #
  • 13:46 Okay, scientists. I'm challenging you to create lowercase numbers. Get to it! #
  • 13:47 @allthedoll In a half-shell, it's the heroes four. In this day and age, who could ask for more? #
  • 13:50 @tobascodagama LOLTMI #
  • 14:03 RT @allthedoll: Low³r Cas³ Numb³rs™, fragrance for men; now avil. at Dillard's, Macy's & other fine retailers. Experience the sensuality. #
  • 14:09 @allthedoll MORE LIEK TEH PALM PRAY, AMIRITE? LAWL. #
  • 14:43 "A virus walks into a bar..." - is.gd/53B44 #
  • 14:44 Truth: is.gd/53B6n #
  • 15:43 RT @superpac: RT @superhappy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTo-wFfIXKo Warning, clicking that link will give you 300,000,000,000 boners #
  • 17:33 RT @EvilAvatarNews: Early Holiday Sale on Steam bit.ly/90obL7 #
  • 19:38 Welp. Arkham Asylum and Grid coming down the pipe. Damn you, @steam_games . :( #
  • 22:28 9/11 text messages over at CNN, to ensure you "nevar 4 get": is.gd/53O8M #
  • 22:47 911.wikileaks.org/ #

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24th-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID


  • 06:17 @Ancratyne Enjoy prefixing everything with "birthday"! Like "birthday poop", "birthday yawn", "birthday rugburn", "birthday tax audit", etc. #
  • 06:23 @Ancratyne I'd birthday-bow and then birthday-kneel out of birthday-respect, but...damn, I've really gotta evacuate this...birthday-chamber. #
  • 09:27 @Ancratyne is wrinkled like a human prune. #
  • 10:24 @Ancratyne: twitpic.com/qr8bt #
  • 11:06 twitpic.com/qrd0i - #
  • 11:31 I think "lustful" is probably an unhealthy term to attribute to my feelings as I look over old Intellivision overlays. is.gd/52HPs #
  • 11:36 "Astrosmash" and "Tron Deadly Discs" were my favorites, but the most mysterious of all was "Mr Basic Meets Bits & Bytes": is.gd/52I0i #
  • 11:36 @jrubillo Bizzare-ass DVD over at the thrift store. #
  • 11:40 I had a chance to play this back in the day -- amazing concept, even today I think. Could do with a remake. - is.gd/52I9Z #
  • 11:48 Oh for chrissakes, it's only 11:47am? :| #
  • 11:52 @jrubillo Cuts back on the grocery bill, certainly. #
  • 13:43 l4d2 for $30. - is.gd/52MCC #
  • 15:27 SPY PEN! - is.gd/52Qly #
  • 15:39 Very very hard to stay awake right now... #
  • 16:56 I find quite often that I expect otherwise mild-mannered individuals to snap and scream at me to shut up. #
  • 17:38 @physidork Used to. I just find that I get on a roll and get passionate, goofy, or weird to the point of obnoxiousness. Or so I think. :P #
  • 17:46 @physidork Well, I seem to be the only one protesting so far. (Who's willing to admit it, anyway. ;)) #
  • 19:33 Plants vs. Zombies is $4.99 on Steam right now. It's a seriously fantastic little game. Took me by surprise. :P #
  • 20:17 is.gd/52Z2j #
  • 20:17 fuck it. i'm out. #

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23rd-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID


  • 09:34 Our dedicated web-hosting server shat itself over the weekend. Glorious. #
  • 10:07 Incoming pic spam: is.gd/51Sp5 | is.gd/51Spd | is.gd/51SpI | is.gd/51Sqt #
  • 10:38 'The Office' Ends As Documentary Crew Gets All The Footage It Needs - is.gd/51TrI #
  • 10:43 Thanksgiving is officially "the fourth Thurs in Nov."? Always thought it was the 26th or 28th or something. Now I know why it seemed vague.. #
  • 11:10 I haven't had Cool Ranch Doritos in a while. I remember when they came out; I was in 5th grade I think? #
  • 11:17 @pwnophobia I'm pretty sure the FDA took that off the market for being TOO cool. #
  • 11:24 Heh, the @spillcrew delivers the film review goods once again, this time with New Moon: is.gd/51V0D #
  • 11:51 @choochoobear Wikipedia says "187 mm wide, 103 mm deep, 25 mm thick (7" × 4" × 1") plastic clamshell" - is.gd/51W2A #
  • 12:00 1.21Gw - is.gd/51WmH #
  • 12:12 Back to the Future mod for Crysis -- "epic" comes close to a description. - is.gd/51WXJ and is.gd/51WYz #
  • 12:19 PHEEER - is.gd/51Xea #
  • 12:42 pew pew. #
  • 13:19 @iggdawg: I remember hearing about them, but alas I don't think I ever tried 'em. :( #
  • 14:47 @jimheem ! #
  • 15:57 Urgh... falling asleep... #
  • 20:08 Portia de Rossi is awesome. That is all. #
  • 20:41 What can I get for a dolla'? #
  • 21:11 I feel absolutely invincible right now. #
  • 21:20 @allthedoll I agree with your agreement. #
  • 21:47 Holy CRAP | RT @freaklabs: Sparkfun giving out free $100 credit, no strings attached. Free Day is January 7th, 2010!: is.gd/52ffS #
  • 22:54 Didgeridoo Hero - is.gd/52hDe #
  • 22:58 Dropped a ~300 gig hard drive on the ground today. I am...quiet irritated. I _never_ drop hard drives. #
  • 23:30 Twilight Fans Get Punked - is.gd/52iEi #
  • 23:35 @natalietran Maybe you can quietly sneak out the fire exit. :( #

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22nd-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID



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22nd-Nov-2009 07:14 am(no subject)
While testing the game, Bill came across a bug: every now and then, the game would, seemingly at random, hyperspace you. He and his boss, Mike Minkoff, went over the code with a fine-tooth comb before realizing what the problem was: the Intellivision hand controllers encode button presses in such a way that an action (side) key pressed at the same time as particular directions on the disc will be interpreted instead as a numeric key being pressed. There was no software way around this; shooting while moving would occasionally be interpreted as pressing 9 -- the hyperspace button.

After several days of puzzling over a solution, the bug was ultimately "fixed" by including the following note in the instruction manual:

"Every once in a while, your space hunter will move near a 'black hole,' and the computer will automatically put him into HYPERSPACE. This will cost you the same number of points as if you had pressed the HYPERSPACE key yourself. On the other hand, it will save your hunter."

This led to an axiom frequently heard around Mattel: If you document it, it's not a bug -- it's a feature. Anytime a game in development crashed -- no matter how badly or bizarrely -- witnesses would invariably turn to the frustrated programmer, shrug, and calmly say "document it."

From the trivia section for Space Hawk for the Intellivision on intellivisionlives.com.

21st-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID



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20th-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID


  • 06:33 Die, rain. Die...TO DEATH. #
  • 09:57 Woke up at like 5am, got cleaned up, went to the grocery store in a thunderstorm, fell asleep at 7am, woke up at 8:55. And 9:05. And 9:10. #
  • 10:00 RT @Glinner: This is how Mandy's friends wish the internet operated. i.imgur.com/5RrWm.png #stopmandy #warontheweb #
  • 11:03 Ever dig through the foam peanuts in a package hoping there's some overlooked mystery surprise hiding away in the depths? #
  • 11:21 RT @deviantgent: Fox News caught misleading audience again, using Palin footage from last year - news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts988 #
  • 11:24 USB HD dock I bought calls itself both the "Black Widow" AND "BlacX" and uses the term "wicked" to refer to it's product specs & features. #
  • 11:29 RT @arielchuri: The man who designed America. bit.ly/B4emw #
  • 12:32 RT @tobascodagama: Meanwhile, a batteryless remote control: hackaday.com/2009/11/20/remote-uses-no-batteries/ #
  • 13:34 RT @geofffox: It looks like some well publicized global warming evidence is the product of the books being cooked! bit.ly/6h1HdK #
  • 13:46 is.gd/4ZPaY #
  • 13:56 @tobascodagama And retweeted by some random twitterer, yes. #
  • 14:12 RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use “shall” in formal propositions. Ex: I shall rock you like a hurricane, Your Majesty. #
  • 14:39 RT @tobascodagama, @geofffox: New blog post: There's a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure... is.gd/4ZRqC #
  • 14:41 I may have retweeted that unclearly; that's from @tobascodagama. #
  • 15:09 Holy shit, did anyone feel that? ... WHOA. I'm turning into a penguin. :O #lhc #
  • 15:11 @pwnophobia SQUAK WONK WONK. WONK WONK SQUANK. ZONK. #
  • 15:15 I dislike being dumb. #
  • 15:16 Narf. #
  • 16:49 RT @WTNH: twitpic.com/q9w02 - Have you seen this Guilford girl? Last seen with her father. #
  • 20:22 RT @goodgaming: So I followed... [pic] #gaming bit.ly/7CFXNV #
  • 20:23 RT @guttersnipegang: RT @rainnwilson: I liked the part in "New Moon" when Robert Pattinson discovers he has a vagina. #
  • 20:24 @physidork Reeb. #

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20th-Nov-2009 10:57 am - "If they had their way..."


I don't have a source on this; would love to attribute this to it's author.
19th-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID


  • 09:35 good morning. had a dream about teaching people how to breakdance, and I talked to a fly who was actually a girl from elementary school. ok. #
  • 09:41 @gameandpc It's all so clear! ;) Someone in the dream ended up falling through a glass table; got cut up bad. I must proceed with caution. #
  • 09:43 @gameandpc Yeah, she was a total noob. Got right up on the thing and acted real cocky. Not surprising it ended tragically. :P #
  • 09:49 @DarrenKramer8 Only in cliched Romeo & Juliet situations, I think. #
  • 10:49 Stab a piggy for safety: is.gd/4YR8k #
  • 11:03 RT @hulu: Rocky & Bullwinkle - and Natasha & Boris, too - turn 50. Catch classics @Hulu bit.ly/TObrp #
  • 11:11 Maybe I should head to work? *snort* #
  • 12:11 RT @serafinowicz: The Times steals @edgarwright 's Edward Woodward tribute, prints it w/o consent,payment etc. tinyurl.com/yg8y9ct #
  • 12:14 Prodigy. How about GEnie? CServ is a respected war vet. ;D|RT @fullbright: which is the funnier "old internet service?" Compuserve, Prodigy? #
  • 12:22 I have this massive urge to play QWTF right now. Oh wow this is powerful. #
  • 12:26 Sick fucks: is.gd/4YVRT #
  • 12:39 RT @WTNH: Clinton parents: Your children's school was in lockdown this morning. Find out why. bit.ly/3wLKyB #
  • 14:16 @incarnated_joy Gah! :O #
  • 14:17 UK planning to forge Copyright God with unlimited legislative power? - is.gd/4Z0wy #
  • 14:18 @incarnated_joy I'm a jerk; I block certain sites at the router level. :P Blah. :( #
  • 14:28 RT @MKupperman: Press *69 on your phone for mutual oral sex in outer space. #
  • 14:34 RT @evandorkin: SLG Publishing 40% off everything Recession Sale; buy some comic book stuff cheap, more info here tinyurl.com/y86555e #
  • 15:19 My stuff is shipped already? It's only been a couple hours. I love you, New Egg. :~( #
  • 16:08 RT @SpaceFellowship: Black Hole Drive Could Power Future Starships su.pr/2dVvVD #
  • 16:09 It greatly depresses me knowing we probably won't see enabling technologies like that in our lifetime. Not at all fair. #
  • 16:17 Palin/Beck in 2012? It's more likely than you think. - is.gd/4Z5Zm #
  • 16:26 RT @whoiscarmine: RT @prence: Who cares if the gameplay sucks, Tony Hawk = GOTY, easy: i47.tinypic.com/1191llg.gif #
  • 16:42 @samcconnell I know; it's easy to forget since we're soaking in them 24/7. I mean, 16 gigs on a tiny card I can swallow? Bamf. #
  • 16:43 The FOV is whack, but this is pretty awesome: is.gd/4Z6ZO #
  • 16:46 Bwahaha. | RT @proulxsie: is.gd/4Z75O oops! :( #
  • 16:47 Some rather awesome Mortal Kombat designs that were never used: is.gd/4Z79g #
  • 18:17 Today I saw a chipmunk., a bunny, 6 ducks, and 7 squirrels. #
  • 18:20 @incarnated_joy Ooh! Ooh! *swoon* #
  • 18:26 @incarnated_joy I've seen Shrek. I've got a trap ready for that fucker. >:| #
  • 18:27 @whisper_kit Surprisingly, I haven't seen many of them up until a couple years ago. (Which coincides with me being outside more, I guess.) #
  • 18:30 @incarnated_joy I would accept that, or horrific acid-induced facial scars. ;) #
  • 18:34 @incarnated_joy Remind me never to get you angry. ;) #
  • 19:42 IBM's Blue Gene Supercomputer Models a Cat's Entire Brain - is.gd/4Zd9Q #
  • 19:43 Also: www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2009-07/computerized-rat-brain-spontaneously-develops-complex-patterns #
  • 22:21 The #L4D2 "Hard Rain" campaign? Worth the price of admission. That was fantastic. AWESOME storm. #
  • 22:57 @reverendmoss I couldn't help but think the same thing. "To simulate a mere cat brain, it took an entire building of computers!" #

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18th-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID


  • 07:25 I just saw a cartoon mouse take a shit and wipe his ass on a children's show on Qubo. Am I still asleep? Am I twittering from slumberland? #
  • 07:34 Okay, so apparently Maisy is a 'she' and she just might have been taking a leak; fair enough, but that changes nothing. #
  • 08:23 It's fun when you suspect something, do a little detective work, and find out you were probably right. And by 'fun', I mean 'disappointed'. #
  • 09:38 Anyone ever stop and think about weird a "Pledge of Allegiance" is? And making kids recite it every morning at school? #
  • 10:37 This job would be so much better without clients. #
  • 11:07 Grabbing 'Monsters Inc' and 'Up' on BluRay for $15 a piece. Schwing. #
  • 14:26 RT @whoiscarmine: RT @suzendonut: www.catsforgold.com/ #

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18th-Nov-2009 08:48 pm(no subject)

[READ IT OR DIE]

FOUR MORE over on TeamFortress.com! You fools!
17th-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID


  • 00:14 GUHZ!! I AM DELEATING MY STEEAME ACOUNT; VALV HAS BETROYED MY SOULE!!! #l4d2 #
  • 00:15 MOAR LIKE "LATE 4 DEAD, TOO", AMIRITE? #l4d2 #
  • 00:16 @pwnophobia IM ALL UP IN 'fortyseven203' LOLOL #
  • 00:22 @pwnophobia Oops, I was thinking of my XBL nick; try "fortysevenbteg". #
  • 00:23 OFISSHYUL STEAMVALVE BOY-COTS LINE STARTS HERE: | #l4d2 #
  • 00:23 Obama is about to break into network programming to weigh in on the crisis. #l4d2 #
  • 00:30 Prediction: Intro to #l4d2 includes sneak peak at "Left 4 Dead 3" due out in January 2010! #
  • 00:30 Sneak peek, rather. #l4d2 #
  • 00:31 @pwnophobia Will do! #
  • 01:14 Okay, boycott is over! Unlocking here. Restarted Steam a couple times earlier w/ no luck; Kyouteki suggested doing it again -- BOOM. #l4d2 #
  • 01:14 @tobascodagama Snikt? #
  • 02:03 I can't stay up. I keep passing out while doing stuff. *gone* #
  • 08:16 Wash yourself in ground beef for a delicious #meteorshower. #
  • 08:20 RT @Caissie: Remember, November is Absorbed Twin Awareness Month. Don't forget to do your monthly internal sibling checks in the shower. #
  • 08:37 RT @pwnophobia: I'm just preaching to the choir at this point: bit.ly/4t5Hte #
  • 08:37 Star Trek (2009) Blu-Ray: OUT FOR DELIVERY -- Sorry I ever doubted you, Amazon. #
  • 10:17 UPS MAN! ...where are you? WHERE IS MY STUFF. *watches creepily from the rooftop with a sharp knife* #
  • 10:20 @tobascodagama DO NOT USE THE CAR MIRROR to fix your make-up! Man needs it in driving! #
  • 10:24 RT @goodgaming: MW2 gets dedicated servers. That didn't take long. I think you can guess how. #gaming bit.ly/2kyWDm #
  • 10:28 YouTube Direct: is.gd/4X9yK #
  • 10:34 Time to go hit up a show! Let's go! | RT @modeps: @whoiscarmine Showtunes stuck in your head? You know what that means. #
  • 10:47 BANK!! WITHDRAW THINE MONTHLY CAR PAYMENT! I COMMAND THEE! THOU ART OVERDUE AND MAKING ME KINDA NERVOUS. #
  • 10:50 RT @wilw: Today only, you can download Shatnerquake from author Jeff Burk (@bizarromagazine) for free. My best, Whil is.gd/4X9YG #
  • 10:53 RT @goodgaming: Rumor: RIP Pandemic Studios, 1998-2009 - pandemic studios #gaming bit.ly/2pQKQN #
  • 11:12 You know what I like? Italics. #
  • 11:13 @pwnophobia Italics has a posse. #
  • 11:14 You are all ordered to do a book report on this -- it's due Friday. - is.gd/4XbqR #
  • 11:15 @pwnophobia I deliberately remove all the bold from my documents to save ink! #
  • 11:17 @pwnophobia I'm guessing you have a secretary handling all your twittering for you? #
  • 11:19 The gerbil pants probably never got out of the testing phase. :( | RT @DarrenKramer8: Stuff your pets in your shirt. bit.ly/BH9Zu #
  • 11:19 @pwnophobia Call in a pizza while you're at it. It's close enough to lunchtime. Speaking of which, where the hell are you UPS dude? *fist* #
  • 11:20 @DarrenKramer8 Oh, damn it, they already beat me to the Gerbil Pants joke. I guess it was obvious, in retrospect. ;( #
  • 11:21 @pwnophobia Maybe he had my stuff in there. :( #
  • 11:28 IT IS HERE. #
  • 11:47 Not crazy about the hot-glued paper attached to the #startrek blu-ray sleeve. I kind of LIKE having a back I can read and not have fall off. #
  • 13:37 Best office desk ever. - is.gd/4XhvZ #
  • 14:12 @lilmikeegee Oh goddamn it, I got no pins! :( #
  • 15:34 @modeps Codes... for a demo. Jesus people make me vomit sometimes. I know it's not the first time we've seen that, but really: vomit. #
  • 17:45 Star Trek (2009) Blu-Ray gets a perfect 5.0 score on Blu-Ray.com - is.gd/4Xscm #
  • 18:56 BIRDS: is.gd/4XuNG #
  • 20:54 RT @EvilAvatarNews: Bioshock 2 Box Art Revealed bit.ly/JZFEL #
  • 23:13 RT @NathanFillion: More news. We got something for Buffy fans coming up on Castle! #
  • 23:16 "McConaughey as a theologian? Please. That's a stretch. BUT when he was in Texas 3? With the hydraulic leg? That was for REALS y'all!" #athf #

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17th-Nov-2009 11:12 am - Fucking Campbellians!

At the glass’ base were dozens of revolving doors leading into the Cathode-La’s main lobby.  The doors were flanked by two massive white columns that stood as high as
the building. In between them hung a huge white banner. “Welcome to ShatnerCon!” was printed on it in black scripted letters.

As the limo pulled around the corner of the building a lone man sitting on the ground caught Shatner’s eye. He wore
a t-shirt with Bruce Campbell in the “Army of Darkness” movie-poster pose on the front. He held a cardboard sign with the crude, hand-written message: “Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! Don’t follow the False Messiah!”

The man raised his right arm and waved a stump wrapped in white fabric at the passing limo. Shatner felt a shiver go down his spine even though he was sure the limo’s tinted windows prevented the man from seeing inside.

Fucking Campbellians. They’re even here.

William Shatner had no personal problem with Bruce Campbell. He understood that Bruce was just another actor trying to squeak out a living in the dog-eat-dog world of entertainment. Shatner just wished that he would stop encouraging his followers to destroy all those who competed for the straight-to-video dollars. The constant death threats and assassination attempts were getting annoying.

From the book, "Shatnerquake" Jeff Burk which is apparently legitimately free...today only.

After that it's free illegitimately.

What is it about?
It's the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor!  But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world.  Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.
16th-Nov-2009 11:55 pm - DID


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  • 08:02 @tripledes Did your 1TB drive work with Wiiflow? Thinking of picking one up for that purpose but I'm paranoid it might be too large. :P #
  • 08:03 RT @FakeAPStylebook: Never reveal that the true identity of Batman is Bruce Wayne. #
  • 08:41 RT @Aimee_B_Loved: I've held out on getting monogrammed towels because I figured I'd be married by now. HAHA*sob* #
  • 09:43 When the hell is the credit union going to take out my car payment? DO THIS IMMEDIATELY. #
  • 10:24 RT @BadAstronomer: Atlantis launches today at 19:28 GMT (14:28 ET). Follow #nasatweetup for details, is.gd/4Wk2z to watch live. #
  • 11:21 Fan edits. Indeed. - is.gd/4Wmn4 #
  • 12:53 Goats are damn freaks: is.gd/4WqBj #
  • 13:11 RT @BornAcidBBC: R.I.P. Left 4 Dead 2008-2009"Grabbin Pillz" #
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  • 13:47 [Note: Sometimes I have to trim an RT or two in order to, you know, RT. Apologies in advance.] #
  • 15:59 L4D2 unlocks tonight at midnight, eastern time. Boom. #
  • 17:00 @pwnophobia Fuck all that; did you get BILL'S HAT? #
  • 17:03 @pwnophobia Since you're throwing money away, can I borrow $50? *runs* #
  • 17:32 The SteamWorks demo app is a clone of the original Spacewar. Rad. - steam://install/480 #
  • 20:12 @pwnophobia Oh FINE, I suppose that's okay. ;) #
  • 20:41 @pwnophobia Dude, you bought it twice? Zounds, sir. #
  • 20:43 The 'free Steam games' thread: is.gd/4WIal #
  • 20:44 RT @mhaley: Oh, happy birthday to Shigeru Miyamoto! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shigeru_Miyamoto #
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