Fortyseven ([info]fortysevenbteg) wrote,
@ 2008-05-18 19:12:00
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Conspiracy Guy: Chandra X. Ray/Nibiru Conspiracy
I spent several days off and on working on this.

It was time consuming, but if it proves worthwhile (and if people like it, most importantly), I'll consider doing it regularly. (I think I have the routine down so it shouldn't take as long.)


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[info]monsterhouse
2008-05-19 12:59 am UTC (link)
Brilliant. :)

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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 01:05 am UTC (link)
Apparently this caught the attention of a CIA/FBI/NSA/RSTLNE operative.

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[info]monsterhouse
2008-05-19 01:15 am UTC (link)
Oh god, SPACE WASPS.

If I'm allergic to Earth wasps, what the hell are space wasps going to do to me? I.. I should duck and cover, right? Get under a table or something? Wrap a hot towel around my head? Boil my water? Wash any ashen material off of my fruits and vegetables?

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[info]furtim
2008-05-19 02:29 am UTC (link)
I'm going to recommend carrying a suicide pill. Just in case.

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[info]monsterhouse
2008-05-19 04:23 am UTC (link)
But I don't want to die! I just want to make sure I don't get hives.

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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 04:25 am UTC (link)
Abraham Lincoln once said, "There are worse fates than hives."

I think that applies here, too.

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[info]monsterhouse
2008-05-19 04:33 am UTC (link)
I might agree with you if he had said, "There are worse fates than SPACE WASP HIVES."

But he didn't.

Plus, he probably had Marfan's Syndrome. Can you really trust a person with mutated fibrillin?

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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 04:40 am UTC (link)
Most historians would agree that he actually meant the space wasp variation in his famous Insect Address.

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[info]monsterhouse
2008-05-19 03:45 pm UTC (link)
So.. what you're really saying is his extra-tall stature made him a perfect tuning device for listening in on space wasp activity?

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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 03:46 pm UTC (link)
What do you think was in that tall-ass hat? Hair?

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[info]monsterhouse
2008-05-19 04:04 pm UTC (link)
Actually, I thought he stored Easter eggs and delicious chocolates in there. Possibly a hamburger or two.

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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 04:04 pm UTC (link)
Well. It's a big hat. It's stil possible.

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[info]monsterhouse
2008-05-19 04:22 pm UTC (link)
This is true. He could have been a walking piñata and a space antenna. Using black instead of crazy fiesta colors was just part of the genius.

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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 04:37 pm UTC (link)
Truly America's first goth president.

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[info]monsterhouse
2008-05-19 04:46 pm UTC (link)
I dunno, man. That Franklin Pierce sure did have a Tim Burton thing going on. Plus he sort of looks like a young Gary Oldman, which means he also looks like DRACULA.



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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 04:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh my stars. :U

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[info]monsterhouse
2008-05-19 04:51 pm UTC (link)
That's what Lincoln said! Why do you think nobody remembers Pierce, huh? It's because of the goth envy.

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[info]allthedoll
2008-05-19 03:47 am UTC (link)
Nice. So this is why you had me looking all over for a sink flood you pervert.

Looking forward to more.

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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 03:48 am UTC (link)
Yes, Yes it was. ;)

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[info]allthedoll
2008-05-19 03:49 am UTC (link)
What is the next installation?

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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 03:51 am UTC (link)
Who told you about the NeXT Installation!? That was top secret! ::U

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[info]allthedoll
2008-05-19 03:53 am UTC (link)
I want to be prepared so I can bring the kitchen sink.

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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 03:53 am UTC (link)
You should always have the kitchen sink on hand. It's far too valuable to just leave it at home.

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[info]allthedoll
2008-05-19 03:55 am UTC (link)
My llama can only fit so many bathroom fixtures at once.

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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 03:56 am UTC (link)
You are going to need a larger llama.

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[info]allthedoll
2008-05-19 03:58 am UTC (link)

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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 04:03 am UTC (link)

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[info]vulpesera
2008-05-19 08:31 am UTC (link)
Excellent.

I imagine you using that accent to order a pizza and it cheers me to no end.

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[info]fortysevenbteg
2008-05-19 03:36 pm UTC (link)
It's fun to say 'sausage' in that voice. Sauw-sidge.

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